Do vagina's smell?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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