Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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