Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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