How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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