Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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