So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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