I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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