The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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