id be glad to
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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