you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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