the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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