He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
