Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
