I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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