I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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