I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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