I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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