You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize