my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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