awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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