Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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