oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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