I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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