Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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