He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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