Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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