they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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