yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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