She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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