Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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