Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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