What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
