Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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