hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
its not stalking. its research.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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