My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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