Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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