it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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