Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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