How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do vagina's smell?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
