honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Randomize
