There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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