While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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