Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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