If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
His nipple licking is glorious
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