Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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