Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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