we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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