She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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