How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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