he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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