It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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