Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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