butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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