We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
now i know why i became what i already was.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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