I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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