We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Four minutes until I can fart!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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