Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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