I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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