Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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